Because My Astrologer Told Me So – T-Shirt

When you cancel plans, change your mind, or refuse to explain yourself, just point to your shirt.

The “Because My Astrologer Told Me So” tee is made for the astrology-obsessed babe who’s done arguing with anyone who doesn’t understand retrogrades, transits, and energetic boundaries. Soft, comfy, and just the right amount of petty.

Wear it when:

🌙 Mercury is in retrograde

✨ You’re protecting your peace

🔮 You’re doing “too much”… on purpose